Intoxicated sissy crack whore Andrea breaks his #Findom record. And his bunghole, yey!

Since Andrea’s past exposure entry has been removed (because he paid for the removal, herp-derp, and besides, it felt like I was cheating, because he agreed to be exposed while in his best, most entertaining state – completely shitfaced, like the top of the top dipsomaniac, mandingo dick worshiping crack whore he is, so he couldn’t remember asking and agreeing to it, once sober)…

Let’s expose and verbally abuse the filthy crotch goblin once more, this time without any pictures!

This uncouth fartknocker has been witnessing the powers of the SHEGOD for over 6 years now, and boy, did he evolve! ELEVATED is what he is.

The slug started his journey as a boring, panty wearing boozer bitch, with forced intoxication fantasies. Nothing fancy, just your average monkey-spanker.  *YAWN*

Slowly but surely, under My very skillful guidance, this ugly worm began his metamorphosis, into a faggot fairy butterfly. I’ll say this again and again: being intoxicated is GOOD for men. Live for your addictions! Let your love for alcohol, poppers, pot and snow, pave the road to deeper, meaningful, life enhancing obsessions, dependencies and ultimate enslavement. Praise Princess! Worship Waltrude! Worship and LEAK!

Long story short? Using My slut’s addiction for substances as a multi purpose tool has always been fun! Drunken shopping sprees, high as kite Craigslist hookups, uninhibited street hooker style make-up and dress-up training sessions, they all led to one thing: a deeper addiction to ME! *Evil Giggles*

To ME, Perfection Personified, and to the unique, one in a million… NO, SINGULAR IN THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE!!! … way I can touch and push his secret, brain damaging buttons. Bitch better get re-wired! Hurray!

And when Princess becomes your personal trigger, there’s no escape, you’ll be conditioned into craving substances when you’re not around Me, use them as a substitute in the absence of your most powerful WaltruDrug, but once you find yourself at My feet, ALL of your addictions kick in at once! All snorts lead to Rome. Hahaha.

I figured I should engineer that sort of glitch in a slave’s brain, because the way addictions work based on one’s factory settings, is what I call boring! Why let a craving slowly change until it transforms into another, when you can have ONE FIXATION TO RULE THEM ALL, while keeping each and every one of your little addictions alive and kicking? That’s some next level, complex stuff, only for the Chosen ones.

Sissy Andrea, the cum guzzling dipsomaniac, is the ultimate long lasting proof that My powers are so magical and strong! Stronger than wifey’s weak attempts at making him quit his trippy substances. Stronger than REHAB itself!

Not only did wifey fail ever so miserably, but after the withdrawal, it was so easy for Me to bring My slut back on track, more hooked than ever!

Okay, so a few weeks ago, after drinking a bottle of Jack and snorting like a maniac, the self proclaimed “nigger dick lover” (NOT racist, fuck off!) insisted to buy Me a gigantic strap-on dick, so I can train him online in a more realistic manner. It’s defo not My thing, I never found it sexy, but I’ll admit to having loads of FUN with it, so I agreed to strapping a disgusting rubber cockasaurus to My Perfect, Precious Princess body (for the right TRIBUTE). He left $500 lighter after an hour of Skype abuse with Me, during which we also shopped online for the mighty totem pole.

This donkeydick is not only HUGE, but it’s all kinds of fucking HEAVY.

The “Why hit the gym, when you can strap-on train a sissy bitch on cam instead”, kind of heavy. Don’t lift weights, wiggle a dong!

The events that followed are the reason why Andrea the Nigger dick Lover earned the privilege of being featured in a brand new exposé.

Let’s go the step-by-step route.andrea1The cumbucket tosser was wired – and I made sure the only way was up. Higheeeeer and higheeeer!andrea2First two payments he sent? A lousy $80 + $120, for a mighty $200 total. Meh… Like less than an hour worth of sissy faggot Humiliation. No props! Just Forced Intox drinking and snorting instructions while being told what an irreparable piece of crappy, vile, mutated DNA joke he is.

A big stiff glass of whiskey, limp-dick-stirred, and two snorted lines later, the medical marvel remembers!andrea3Throughout My sissy training and forced feminization webcam sessions, I give these absolutely awesome, purely badass “How to make yourself look like a trailer trash street hooker” make-up tips. But if you want it to be a fucking tutorial? I’ll make Myself look like an emo goth diva, fine, follow My lead… as long as you PAY EXTRA! And when the big black dick receptacle craves, the faggot pays! Ignore the ass sniffing and pussy bush comment, I always do! Hahaha.

He’ll keep dreamin and talking about My Holy Privates, and I’m gonna be too busy SWINGING MY GIGANTIC SHLONG AT HIM.

So that’s another $500 right there, for a $700 total. But we’re merely warming up! The excitement! The joy of giving that cash to Me, knowing that such tributes highly decrease the risk of wifey putting you back into rehab, BECAUSE SHE WON’T BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT! Clap your hands and stain your frillies!

Oh yes, did I mention that the fat, ugly cow he’s married to, put My wonderful creation into rehab and paid WITH HIS OWN CREDIT CARD? Bitch spent MY MONEY in order to fix what didn’t need fixing! And how do we make sure history won’t repeat itself? GIVE LOTS OF MONEY TO PRINCESS! She likes you precisely for the intoxicated, addicted fuck-up you are. And She’s PERFECTION! you DO want Perfection to like you now, don’t you, tacky twat? Of course you do! *Pats you on your cock-infested head, with Her baseball bat sized BIG BLACK COCK*.

Several lines and multiple glasses of booze later, the dick fluffer relishes in his long time cum covered fantasy, of Me spitting in his ugly ass face, while he gets so fucked up that he can’t even feel his fist up his own cornhole.

Perfect time for Me to start drilling him hardCORE. Destroy his cunt so hard that it will turn inside-out and come out of his cum filled, cocksucker mouth. But first, time to DRAIN!andrea4Yes, I got it. I figured he should cough up some more dough, and make it $1000, since he never tributed this much to anyone, in his entire virtual whore career. I’m special like that. And just as I imagined, being the right amount of drunk and stoned, his mushy zombie brain was scrambled just enough to keep the retard going. It takes a rocket scientist to nail the right dosage, the perfect way to alternate substances… Lucky for every intoxicated idiot out there, I am THE rocket scientist, you’re in for a trippy ride, turd munchers! I double dare you! Let the real fun begin!andrea6

The rest was pretty hazy. Mussshhhhyyy brrraiinnnn was trippinnnn haaardddd! Faggity-Faggoty-Fllllyyyyy!

It takes a real act of the SHEGOD, for Andrea to get his sissy limp clit up, let alone get the pathetic piece of skin to squirt. But lo and behold, ye lowly unbelievers, witness yet another one of My miracles!andrea7

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