This one goes to all of those castration fetish freaks out there, who inspired Me to write such disgustingly vile crap.
While watching porn i figured out
That i was far from well endowed
So i looked down, i cried a lot
And then i cut!
I’ve no remorse and i forgot
i ever had you, tiny cock!
Not one bit sad i had you cut
’cause i’ll adapt.
Buying a strap-on would be smart
The ladies love that edgy stuff!
i’ll leave my pin prik now to rot,
So happy i could cut!