I know I have been quite absent for a while boys, but as most of you loyal admirers have noticed, after showering Me in hard, thick rolls of cash over […]
Of course I need no retouching, no Photoshop. In fact, I believe no Woman in the world needs it, we have no flaws. Every “imperfection” is nothing more than a male dominated social construct, rooted in years of milking the eel over unrealistically airbrushed Playboy models.
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All of you, loyal lumps of flesh MUST prepare your wallets! You’ll be rinsed, reprogrammed, hypnotized and brainwashed! Is your mushy brain ready?
Snobbish? YES! Clever? Double YES! Smarter and sexier than your wife? Absolute YES! Meaner than your boss? You bet your spankable ass! Source: SweetSAKURA – Infecting every weak male brain […]
Fear not. Pucker up. Wallet ready! Check out Exhibit A:Sometimes I’m all fun and games, and while it’s true that comical verbal abuse can be the worst kind of weapon against […]
I’m sure there are a lot of things this guy is bad at… Just look at his vapid speech. So let Me get this straight: you have an empty computer, but […]