This is the first step of your Application process. It should be accompanied by a TRIBUTE! My time is a precious luxury. Where to send?
The effort of reading your slobbering ramblings will probably be torture in its own rights, so do your best to be articulate. Use proper punctuation. Do not use abbreviations, your inadequate piece of hanging skin between your legs is the only abbreviation I can tolerate!
If you will manage to successfully complete this first task, and not be a grammatically and mentally challenged dolt, I will most likely interview you further. I want to know all about your intimate weaknesses and your most shameful secrets, which I will stir and expand deeper and deeper into your ugly pig skull all day, every day, even while you sleep!
Be patient! I receive tons of Applications on a daily basis, so don’t put your pants on your head, fred.
If you do not receive a reply within a week, this means your Application was deemed irrelevant and unworthy by yours truly.
Insert coin and try again!
SO IM INTERESTED IN BEING YOUR FETISH SLAVE BITCH ABD IM INTERESTED IN BEING YOUR FOOT SLAVE BITCH ASWEEL I LIVE IN PATERSON NEW JERSEY AND I LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I LIVE IN THE FRIST FLOOR ASWEEL AND I LIVE IN 300 EAST THRITY FRIST STREET AND I LIVE IN THE FRIST FLOOR ASWEEL.
Pity you live on the first floor, that’s a deal breaker for me.