This weekend is your happiest in a long, long time
A vision of THE SHEgod, for THREE whole days! Praise Me, as I make My grandiose return into My online Queendom, yet again. As y’all true believers know, miracles never cease within My church.
Contribute to the noblest cause in the entire universe: My Pockets!
A vision of THE SHEgod, for THREE whole days! Praise Me, as I make My grandiose return into My online Queendom, yet again. As y’all true believers know, miracles never cease within My church.
Share a fantasy, talk about your favorite fetish, confess a longtime kinky craving, and for the love of fuck, avoid generic answers
Of course I need no retouching, no Photoshop. In fact, I believe no Woman in the world needs it, we have no flaws. Every “imperfection” is nothing more than a male dominated social construct, rooted in years of milking the eel over unrealistically airbrushed Playboy models.
Enter My realm knowing everything is about ME, not vice versa, and be prepared to give it all up
This came across my feed the other day from another blog (thank you CinnamonAndSparkles!) It was kind of a funContinue Reading
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All of you, loyal lumps of flesh MUST prepare your wallets! You’ll be rinsed, reprogrammed, hypnotized and brainwashed
If you suffer from tiny dicklet syndrome and your wife isn’t fucking you, don’t be naive and delusional. She’s definitely getting fucked silly. Just not by you, of course!
This one goes to all of those castration fetish freaks out there, who inspired Me to write such disgustingly vileContinue Reading
Since Andrea’s past exposure entry has been removed (because he paid for the removal, herp-derp, and besides, it felt likeContinue Reading
First off, I would never entrust some penis with My intellectual work. Second, I’m too smart to fail
I think it’s time to educate the ignorant masses, because I am starting to feel rather irritated by the frequent requestsContinue Reading
Pay attention to everything you’re feeling, your emotions and whatever sick and twisted things crawl up to the surface of your consciousness, while you perform as instructed.
Another fabulous year has gone by, three cheers for all of you! Keep riding your sissy bitch dildos, your wives’Continue Reading
To Me, gifts and tributes are a matter of normality, something to be expected, routine
A simple, useful, creative task for the hand that’s not operating your tiny dicklet – SEND ME ALL YOUR DOUGH!