This weekend is your happiest in a long, long time

Don’t believe Me? Well that’s understandable…

A vision of THE SHEgod, for THREE whole days! Praise Me, as I make My grandiose return into My online Queendom, yet again. As y’all true believers know, miracles never cease within My church.

Behold your new holy relics, to frame on your walls and pray all your cash to! Oh, glorious GLORIOUS day, the day I decided to shine My superior radiance again, upon all ye, lowly and pathetic insects!

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Step right in, and let the wallet humping begin!

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