I like being myself. Myself and nasty. No Photoshop.

But first, let Me put on some lipstick… Better take note sissy boys!  Looking flawless as I ruminate on the nature of your submissive cravings and how repetition breeds familiarity  Oh wait, I have an idea!  Follow Me, piggy! Isn’t there something in living dangerously?  One can’t have something for nothing. Happiness has got to be… Read More I like being myself. Myself and nasty. No Photoshop.

Intoxicated sissy crack whore Andrea breaks his #Findom record. And his bunghole, yey!

Since Andrea’s past exposure entry has been removed (because he paid for the removal, herp-derp, and besides, it felt like I was cheating, because he agreed to be exposed while in his best, most entertaining state – completely shitfaced, like the top of the top dipsomaniac, mandingo dick worshiping crack whore he is, so he… Read More Intoxicated sissy crack whore Andrea breaks his #Findom record. And his bunghole, yey!

Axis of Awful IV “women for me are a way to see if I can get accepted”

Therapy with Dr. Princess is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. Let’s read a little excerpt from an application sent by a Jeckyl & Hyde personality “slave” that will remain anonymous, with visible misogynistic issues. Slightly off-topic, I was really excited, as if great justice has been served, when BDSM, Kink and Fetish were depathologized in… Read More Axis of Awful IV “women for me are a way to see if I can get accepted”

How to “polish the pen” at the office – The Wankerpig’s HANDbook

As some of you wanking wonders in training already know, making you wank at work and keeping you on edge all day, is a key ingredient in My memory reprogramming techniques and piggy mindset alterations, not to mention a fun way to remind you who’s in charge throughout the day, causing an entertaining mindwarp in… Read More How to “polish the pen” at the office – The Wankerpig’s HANDbook

Bottoms up, intoxicated bitches! No rehab for you!

When I use a weak, pathetic slave for My amusement, one of the top favorite games you nimrods absolutely love, is the “Forced Intoxication”. All truly needy piglets adore getting totally shitfaced for Me. Either way, the game is extra-entertaining for Me, ’cause I’m always sober! However, some of these walking wastes of skin feel so frustrated… Read More Bottoms up, intoxicated bitches! No rehab for you!