All of you, loyal lumps of flesh MUST prepare your wallets! You’ll be rinsed, reprogrammed, hypnotized and brainwashed! Is your mushy brain ready?
Fear not. Pucker up. Wallet ready! Check out Exhibit A:Sometimes I’m all fun and games, and while it’s true that comical verbal abuse can be the worst kind of weapon against […]
I think it’s time to educate the ignorant masses, because I am starting to feel rather irritated by the frequent requests for things that I obviously am NOT INTO. It only […]
I know, I know… YOU are addicted to throwing money at hot Women over the internet. But what’s an Addiction? It is a condition, mmkay? One that results when a […]
Such an interesting item, a shoe… Isn’t it, boys? A strong, perfectly shaped stiletto heel. Fragile, yet perfectly balanced. Delicate, yet so powerful. Quite THE weapon. Thoroughly polished leather, reflecting […]
This wimp has had a weakness for the Princess for some time, and I vividly remember exorcising his uncouth scum of a babydick years ago. A week ago, I was […]
All you sissy bitch cocksuckers were… uhm, “up” and eager this evening! you sluts must wake up with thoughts of cock dancing in your head, and no matter how hard […]