Contribute to the noblest cause in the universe, My Pockets!
Dominant greetings from Princessland, pillow-humpers! The ways in which I will train you to decimate your dick are guaranteed to install the right upgrades into your mind, and help you develop wanking skills that you haven’t even heard of before.
My rules for #NoNutNovember are a little bit different: I don’t demand full abstinence, I DO allow you to masturbate… As long as you DO NOT NUT! Edge yourself stupid! Emerge victorious, and I’ll see you for #DestroyDickDecember!
The fact that your dicklet becomes more and more dysfunctional as I instruct you to drink glass after glass, is what amuses Me the most about this emasculating game!
Worship Waltrude