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As some of you wanking wonders in training already know, making you wank at work and keeping you on edge all day, is a key ingredient in My memory reprogramming techniques and piggy mindset alterations, not to mention a fun way to remind you who’s in charge throughout the day, causing an entertaining mindwarp in… Read More How to “polish the pen” at the office – The Wankerpig’s HANDbook