Gooning over My pictures? Wanking over My words? Afraid to meet Me?

Fear not. Pucker up. Wallet ready!

Check out Exhibit A:Sometimes I’m all fun and games, and while it’s true that comical verbal abuse can be the worst kind of weapon against a shy, submissive loser…

If you can somehow resist My already addictive, amazing, strong and powerful personality, you sure as fuck can’t resist My witty sense of humiliating humor!

Princess Perfect. Making you burst into laughter over what a fabulously failed fuck-up you are!

I feed on your tears! Give Me what I want!