Think I’m a total bitch? Scourge of the Earth? Hate Me more than you hate yourself? Feel butthurt by My writings and My attitude? Or perhaps you have no reason at all, but you just have a thing for being cool and a total badass on the interwebz? Send Me Hate-mail!
I love reading hate-mail, as it entertains Me greatly; It’s one of My guilty pleasures, and I only find it fair to send one reply to the hater, so that they receive the tiny bit of attention they crave for – why else would you send Me hate-mail, right?
Bullshit mail is also good, if you can’t allow yourself to truly let those frustrations out; take small baby steps, but no matter what you do, don’t be a complete moron – this will get you banned from sending more Hate mail.
Detective Dipshit’s first message looked promising, he felt the need to inform Me that I shall never enjoy the magical, celestial blessing of an online session with his Royal Majesty, due to THIS POST – (Link removed, the protagonist paid his way out as we agreed before consensual exposure. The post was centered on his SHORTcomings, his 2 inches of inadequate skin, his tiny dicklet). Oh poor poor tiny guy, I played out his fantasy and we both had loads of fun when I told him I’ll finally put him up here, boo-fucking-hoo!
I wonder what truly offended Detective Dipshit… I suspect he’s less endowed than the 2 inch slut. Or he’s green with envy because he doesn’t have the balls to do what these boys do – send Me pictures for Me to collect, they provide entertainment, pose for Me, thank Me for putting them up here… It’s true, one must have a pair of gigantic balls in order to get so far. These are very courageous minions, very brave and powerful in certain ways. It takes a hefty amount of self confidence and a great deal of inner strength.
Detective Dipshit didn’t get it though. he also failed to read the Losers Exposed intro, so I’ll be kind and quote it here:
“All freaks depicted here, have agreed and most likely even begged and posed for the freakshow camera, making a complete mockery out of themselves, just to be exposed by Princess Perfect!”
*Puts Sarcasm Hat On* You see, I have this really bad, incredibly evil, completely vile habit of playing the CONSENSUAL blackmail game, with slaves who SPECIFICALLY ASK ME to expose them on My blog/social media, as part of the fantasy or whatever you want to call it. The nerve! *Removes Sarcasm Hat*
My one and only reply to Detective Dipshit was this:
“There’s no abuse of any privacy, each and every minion who’s been “exposed” had specifically expressed a desire for it, and not only agreed upon, but reviewed the materials before Me posting them. Don’t worry, i have no interest in a session with ignorant pricks, so you’re safe. “
I blocked him from wanking over My CamContacts profile.
Detective Dipshit also threatened to report Me, ha ha.
The terrifying thing is, I am sure that in the back of his mind, a small part of him hoped that I’d see the light, and I’d take that screenshot down. Way to fuel the fire!
I did however see a different light, and had the revelation of this open invitation – thanks, Dipshit! I hope I’ll receive a lot more Hate mail now, to brighten My day, and make Me burst out laughing. I will also post the best ones here!
Also, you may join D.D in his epic quest – become an ally in the Crusade against Mean Princesses Everywhere, TODAY!
Contact Detective Dipshit, private DICK for hire!
My middle finger salutes you!