Femdom does not equal Fetish clothing in My book
I think it’s time to educate the ignorant masses, because I am starting to feel rather irritated by the frequent requests for things that I obviously am NOT INTO. It only […]
Author Archives: Miss Waltrude
Axis of Awful IV “women for me are a way to see if I can get accepted”
Therapy with Dr. Princess is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. Let’s read a little excerpt from an application sent by a Jeckyl & Hyde personality “slave” that will remain anonymous, […]
Lamest letters from the greatest losers on the planet
Superior Greetings, My sheeple! I have been busy reading slave applications and fan-mail all morning. Whew… MY BRAIN! I can hear the stupidity grow in some of you. Hurr durr […]
They say a tiny acorn can grow into a mighty oak…
When you’re THAT small it’s clearly nature’s way of saying you were born to be a nasty little cock gobbler for Princess. To fill your mouth and boy-cunt with hard wet rods and suck long, fat meat.
The TeamViewer torment Damage Levels
How badly will you get fucked Level 1 – Precisely ZERO fuck. I won’t do anything at all; I’ll just get inside you and stay there. Think of your first […]
Financial Domination Addiction – It’s GOOD for you
I know, I know… YOU are addicted to throwing money at hot Women over the internet. But what’s an Addiction? It is a condition, mmkay? One that results when a […]
My TeamViewer Fetish flock of freaks
My Teamviewer Terrible Torment of a Training program seems to become more popular than I imagined it would. I’m definitely not complaining, seeing how this new sort of Hack and Slash game appeals to subs, slaves and fetish freaks alike.
The Rebirth of the Vile
Once upon a time, in a world where Females ruled and male pigs drooled, lived a Wonderful Princess. She was Pure Perfection in every way, and words of Her powers […]
Introducing My lovely friend, Miss Mioko
She’s great, She’s Hot, She’s Greedy and you’re FUCKED! Spoil and Worship Her like you would Me! And we all know how addicted you are to Princess Perfect. Visit Her […]
Do all tiny dicklettes hump their fluffy pillows?
Hello, hello, greetings from Princessland, pillowhumpers! I received a pretty nice and very heartwarming (as in, TOTALLY BUTT-KISSING) slave Application from a tiny dicklet today. It was accompanied by a […]
NEW: Send Me hate mail and frustrated, spiteful messages!
Think I’m a total bitch? Scourge of the Earth? Hate Me more than you hate yourself? Feel butthurt by My writings and My attitude? Or perhaps you have no reason […]
Updates from Princess Land
It’s been a while since My last update, and I’ll blame it on My vanilla job. On the bright side, being way behind schedule with deadlines means I can freely abuse […]
There is NO cure for Footsie Fever
Such an interesting item, a shoe… Isn’t it, boys? A strong, perfectly shaped stiletto heel. Fragile, yet perfectly balanced. Delicate, yet so powerful. Quite THE weapon. Thoroughly polished leather, reflecting […]
Cuckyboys with Chastity Toys
Let’s have a little talk on Control, Orgasm Denial and (more or less Forced, tee-hee-hee) Chastity. Once allowed to release his brain matter through his clitlet, a man becomes self […]
Sissy faggot fairy jennifer makes Princess memes and gets EXPOSED
This wimp has had a weakness for the Princess for some time, and I vividly remember exorcising his uncouth scum of a babydick years ago. A week ago, I was […]
Axis of Awful Chapter 3: Sissy slut Stephen Kelly gets his Blackmail wish
This new pig is quite a winner, so lucky and so fortunate to earn his rightful place on Princess Helena’s Awesome Axis of Awful – Losers and Pigs EXPOSED series. […]
Axis of Awful Chapter I – Alcoholic Dinosaur
The Miraculous Journey of piggy J
***The piggy looked closely, and left out an uncontrollable sigh . It was a feral sound, something you could easily mistake for a wild boar’s angry groans. His trembling lips, […]
Three Cheers for all of you, minions! Belated Happy New Year
Another fabulous year has gone by, three cheers for all of you! Keep riding your sissy bitch dildos, your wives’ (where available, ha ha) big black vibrators, and keep buying […]
Loserpigs and Moneyslaves, here’s your chance at a LIVE CHAT with Princess!
I will be holding Online webcam Domination Sessions later today, Here and Here. Feel the urge to confess your deep, dark, shameful secrets to a powerful, self-centered Goddess? Need to […]
